Ad of the Day: Fashion Hints You Don't Need, 1975

'How To Make Absolutely Sure Your Kid Gets Their Daily Wedgy From The School Bully':

....and for no added cost, 'How To Make Sure Your Husband Has Absolutely NO Chance of Running Around'.

Would you loves believe that this is an advert for a fashion tips book? Apparently it teaches you about trends. I'm pretty sure this is a trend that even the Brady kids would have shunned...well, maybe not Greg....He DID wear a lot of tacky tees like that in the last couple of seasons.